That's what I call a tramp stamp!
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Nobby Cheese wrote:
Should that not be "Cwm Slutt", the Welsh peak?
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Nobby Cheese wrote:Slut only has one 't'
Not in the Brecon Beacons it doesn't.
Talking of her Brecon Beacons... IFI. I reckon you make the "t" longer at the point of orgasm. A bit like I do when trying to keep the wolf from the door and failing.
"Moira Stuart... Moira Stuart...MOIRA STUART MOOIRA STUARRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.... sorry"
The disturbing two thing from that are
(i) My other half does not allow me to watch BBC news as she thinks there's something going on
(ii) I've shot my load so often with the image of Moira in my head that I'm not sure if she doesn't now have the opposite effect and sees me over the line
Trouble is, next step up is Widdecombe and I want to sustain the erection. It's a pickle. (It'd be a mushroom if I went Widdecombe).
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Bert wrote:Nobby Cheese wrote:Slut only has one 't'
Not in the Brecon Beacons it doesn't.
Talking of her Brecon Beacons... IFI. I reckon you make the "t" longer at the point of orgasm. A bit like I do when trying to keep the wolf from the door and failing.
"Moira Stuart... Moira Stuart...MOIRA STUART MOOIRA STUARRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.... sorry"
The disturbing two thing from that are
(i) My other half does not allow me to watch BBC news as she thinks there's something going on
(ii) I've shot my load so often with the image of Moira in my head that I'm not sure if she doesn't now have the opposite effect and sees me over the line
Trouble is, next step up is Widdecombe and I want to sustain the erection. It's a pickle. (It'd be a mushroom if I went Widdecombe).
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