Pub football

Real Madrid have just scored 4 in a quarter of an hour.

They would if the were playing the Red Lion, though. Even the most spirited defence will collapse when the left back has gone off for a piss because of the three pints he had at half time and the centre back is having a smoke with the keeper because they've both been Jonesing for one for over an hour now.

Bert wrote:They would if the were playing the Red Lion, though. Even the most spirited defence will collapse when the left back has gone off for a piss because of the three pints he had at half time and the centre back is having a smoke with the keeper because they've both been Jonesing for one for over an hour now.