3 ships pile-up at sea.

how the fuck can THAT happen?
sorry mate,
i didn't see you.


piloted by computers i suppose.

Wankers at the helm.

on ALL three?

probably set the nav to auto-pilot and hit the sauce.

I bet the noise of the collision sobered the cunts up!

great cure for hangovers eh?

AND constipation i bet.

Halifax Explosion, 1917.

Look it up, it's actually used as a backdrop in a John Irving novel (Until I Met You). The Halifax Relief Commission was still participating in reconstruction events until it was wound up in 1976, 59 years later. Halifax (it is the Nova Scotia one) sends a Christmas tree to Boston, MA every year in recognition of the city's efforts in aid and relief.

Having read the title here, it would be something special if it had been a rear-ending and the one behind again went into the second ship.

"Captain, the two ships in front have crashed into each other"
"Oh no, if ony we were slowish moving vessels who could change course and avoid a further incident"
*Twenty minutes of silence*
CRUMP!