Joey Barton Cunt

Should be behind bars

I'd love to chin that prick.

Nobby Cheese wrote:I'd love to chin that prick.

QFT

Getting ready for Thursday

He was in monumental form tonight.  That cunt from UKIP had been given the keys to the show and was blinding some people with her fucking voice and he still got in and took her down. Professional cunt vs recently-installed playabout cunt, no contest, Monsieur Bartoun gagnera.

He stuck a cigar in her eye after the show.  And then fucked her.  Up the shitter.

NotBert wrote:He was in monumental form tonight.  That cunt from UKIP had been given the keys to the show and was blinding some people with her fucking voice and he still got in and took her down.  Professional cunt vs recently-installed playabout cunt, no contest, Monsieur Bartoun gagnera.

He stuck a cigar in her eye after the show.  And then fucked her.  Up the shitter.

      

 

Joey Barton on 'Question Time'...wtf.

That used to be a high quality current affairs / politics programme.

How many more death nails can the BBC hammer into its coffin   

What used to be the envy of global news gathering and programming is now nothing more than a laughing stock that should be put out of its misery.

pp

Dumbing down mate.
Been going on for nearly 30 years in the UK.
We are now reaping the rewards.
Ever see that film Idiocracy?
We're nearly there.
  

Punting Prowler wrote:Joey Barton on 'Question Time'...wtf.

That used to be a high quality current affairs / politics programme.

pp

Fucking hell, PP, how long have you been out of the UK? Distance lending enchantment to the view. Question Time has always been the stocks for politicians. It's roundly shit and it's only the possible voter who gets to take some cunt down or the prospect of Iain Duncan Smith having a stroke that has us watching.

NotBert wrote:
Fucking hell, PP, how long have you been out of the UK?  

13 years, Bert.

I do come back for a short visit of 14 days every year though.

pp

Most of the consensus ive read is that the UKIP Women was a right arsehole. Wish i'd have tuned in now   

bitofatwat wrote:Most of the consensus ive read is that the UKIP Women was a right arsehole.  Wish i'd have tuned in now   

iPlayer.

People were saying she was like Kathy Burke's Magda in AbFab. Except of course, Kathy Burke is a talented actress and the UKIPper is a talentless cunt.

Two and a half years on and Barton has really turned it round, eh...

"Gambling addict". Average 3 bets a week.

Fuck off, you bellend. You can lie but no-one will believe you unless you're playing 90 cards at a time on Tombola for breakfast while filling a table as Pokerstars and having a bet at Kranji despite not knowing if that is actually a real place or a bingo lottery horse site.

bitofatwat wrote:

NotBert wrote:He was in monumental form tonight.  That cunt from UKIP had been given the keys to the show and was blinding some people with her fucking voice and he still got in and took her down.  Professional cunt vs recently-installed playabout cunt, no contest, Monsieur Bartoun gagnera.

He stuck a cigar in her eye after the show.  And then fucked her.  Up the shitter.

      

Still the funniest thing you've ever put on here Bert.

I'd do a top ten of personals, Tone, but it would be self-congratulatory pap and, more importantly, I'm a lazy cunt who can't be arsed.

Signed Ched Evans this week. Apparently their favourite game is to sit in a room drinking Mad Dog 20-20 and Thunderbird, listening to the radio and when "The Boys Are Back In Town" plays, Barton tries to stick a cigar in Evans's eye while Evans tries to assrape him.

Spoiler:

Lost 3-2 today, Evans not involved. Barton said after the game "I didn't play Ched, he needs a bit more condition, the hard-on he tried to present was really not worth a wank, he couldn't have forced himself on anyone with that. So I punched his dad in the cock and stubbed a cigar out in his nephew's eye. That'll fucking incentivise him, n'est-ce pas, honhonhon!?"