having sex with a lawn........and that garden shed.

my neighbour.
up and down,
up and down,
with his fuckin flymo.
stroking.
caressing.
yes!
yes!
yes!

first cut of the year.
how was it for you baby?
if i was rough,
i didn't mean to be.
daddy won't be so hard on you next time.




hush,
silence.

he'll be in there.
in his shed.
where she can't see him.
doing things,
you know,
stuff.
tidying.
preening
and cleaning,
his mower.

It's the seed that gets beneath my bellend that puts me off

you had to get,
well,
"seedy".

Going more for the cheap laugh, Eric.

Even funnier if you saw my lawn

do you have a garden shed?

it's okay.
you can tell me.

we're all consenting adults here.

I have a shed but it's a functional item that has, aside from mower and such in there, some kids' toys.

It'd be a bit "Savile" to be playing up to your mower in that environment

yes,
i can see where you're "coming" from.