come on you lot

wakey fuckin wakey.
will somebody shoot that fuckin pigeon?
i won't wish you a good day.
fuck your day.
what about mine.
finger to ya.

i'm just waiting for wife to get up,
then i shall crawl into a nice warm bed.

I bet she pissed that bed just before she got up.
Lard boy probably wanked on the pillow as well.

lardthing has his own room.
and guess what,
i can't fuckin sleep.
and there's nobody here.

sitting here in the bunker,
in my snorkel-parka,
with it zipped right up.
brrrrr!