Now plod have pulled in Jimmy Tarbuck on sex charges

When will they get round to Cliff Richard I want to know.

They're getting the pro-celebrity golf set, it seems. Seems also this was a boy?

Apparently this happened in the locker room at Wentworth once and they pulled Tarbuck away and took the little fella aside. When asked his name and did he wish to make a complaint he said "Fuck off, I lost fair and square and that was my forfeit and my name's Ronnie Corbett".

Nobby Cheese wrote:When will they get round to Cliff Richard I want to know.

Krankies released today. Seems she's a grown woman in a boy's uniform.

Operation has now been renamed "Operation Yew Orchard"

What about snorbitz

If Bernie Winters is fucking the dog in the afterlife, I don't think the CPS will be able to intervene

Latest news is that Edmonds has gone on the lam having left a note saying "I know it's only a matter of time".

Dickie Valentine's ghost is looking to change his name by deed poll and says that "Finger of Suspicion" was just a title.

Norman Vaughan has also asserted that he's glad he's dead as he wouldn't like to be thought of as "dodgy" or involved in "swinging".

Only Tony will have understood the last two...

NotBert wrote:
Only Tony will have understood the last two...

Sadly, you're right.

Better than having the back catalogue of the wives of Jim Davidson, Tone