morrison's finest,

medium cider,
with a sprite top.

Would you like a copy of the Beano to go with your kid's drink, sir?

Hope you've got it cold but everywhere else is warm, Eric.

bert,
you know,
i know,
we ALL know,
what a tosser i am.
it does for me.
and the beano would be just dandy.

desperate dan.
beryl the peril.
and who could forget dennis?
and his faithful gnasher.
happy days.

erixter wrote:medium cider,
with a sprite top.

another 2ltrs.

strongbow.

i really don't want this to become a habit.

but