A guide to surviving an attack in Northampton town centre after a Man U defeat

Wait for the funk

He's the little cunt you see twice in the yellow coat and the bandanna who looks like he pays pennies for binned pies

 Northampton?...Eh?
Man Utd?.....Eh?
Funk?....WTF is 'funk'

I understand nothing of the opening post nor Bert's reply.

Did yoo miss the "Lay Liv there shit" years, Tone, as well as the Banatiz (sic) Files?

Do you remember each way?, well he resides in Northampton and he'd get stabbing jibes as he's supposed to carry a blade and he was also a big man u fan, who has never actually been to a football match, who phrase on PP was Funks on  

Thought that bit where the music came on was real funny like and quite apt. 

Seems the poor start of the season for Utd has caused him to go on the rampage and someone has made a game of it...

http://toys.usvsth3m.com/northampton-clown/