Koln Kunts

I backed top of he table Koln to beat lowly Aalen today.
Finished 0-0.
Check the fucking match stats.....How have they not scored?
  

http://www.flashscore.com/match/vR7YJMTJ/#match-statistics;0

Fuck me, Tone, you don't half find some bizarre hard luck stories. That is IMO the worst of the lot so far, half the tilts on goal on target is a massive percentage anyway, but out of 30?

A shot every 3 minutes for 90 minutes!!
Cunts couldn't score in a brothel.
Unreal.

And now it's happened again!!
I backed Guimaraes in Portugal this evening...once again 0 fucking 0 after a cunting bombardment.
  
http://www.flashscore.com/match/W6LYhQZS/#match-statistics;0

Check the cunting corner count.
Utter brain damage.

Fucking hell, Tone.

To add insult to injury, I had three fancies today, all odds against - Doncaster (and 1-0), Crewe away (and to score three or more) and Rochdale away.

The three dropped, small stakes, nice little win. Can't usually find a footy winner to save my life but I was fucking Midas today. Didn't do the 1-0, nor the 3+ goals for Crewe. Not complaining but I hit a couple of horses as well and on another day could have spent the night sucking champagne out of the belly button of bubbly stunner Jade (22)...

It's ok....my main bet was a fairly chunky Man City, Liverpool and Man Utd treble.

Never in doubt