Ladbrokes

Fucking witchcraft.

Every Saturday without fail they seem to go best prices by a way on correct scores.  Although obviously very much a side market, that can't be healthy.  Except when you see them put their big cock-out offer up.  The times it seems to fall flat on its face and they scoop the pool is uncanny.  I don't think it's just on the days I swing by.  It can't be.

Today, they went 8/13 about Chelsea from 1/3.  They might just own a sizeable piece of London now. They'll have bust an awful lot of accumulators without breaking sweat.

Chelsea done me for £350.
  

Nobby Cheese wrote:Chelsea done me for £350.
  

FFS Tone   

It's the fucking witches. If they do have any such effect, Suarez and Sturridge both to score tomorrow is 7/2 from 9/4 as the special. Since tomorrow should end up about 9-7 given both sides propensities to leak like an own brand nappy on a fat baby with the shits, it seems Suarez (or Sturridge) will get a hatful and the other will be a fearful hard luck story.

Or it ends up 0-0

4-0, Suarez yes, Sturridge no. Fucking witchcraft

Rolled Chelsea out to 3/1 from 11/5. Witchcraft

They took on Eto'o tonight to score. Witches

 

They're refunding all bets if a European wins the US Masters.

Fucking hell, you can lay the shit out of McIlroy et al on current form, the witches have spoken.

European didn't win the masters...

Today they've took on Chelsea. Balls out to take on a 1/6 shot (cut to 1/3). Rumour has it Brendan Rodgers asked them to do it.

NotBert wrote:European didn't win the masters...

Today they've took on Chelsea.  Balls out to take on a 1/6 shot (cut to 1/3).  Rumour has it Brendan Rodgers asked them to do it.

The witches pull it off again.

Truly amazing, Tone. Mourinho might be talismanic at the Bridge but you can't beat the dark arts.

Well, here's a double acid test for them.

They took on Yaya to score midweek (5/4 from Evs) and got to the last minute but were outwitched.

They are now offering 1/4 City from 1/8. That title's not fucking dead yet then...

Ladbrokes have now got a campaign with five likely lads each illustrating a different aspect of the bettor.

I think they should have just gone back to the Billy Whizz looking fat-headed cartoon cunt with the dickhead cap on who may or may not have meant to have been a jockey back int he 70s