Just found an old email I sent The Guardian in 2005

Dear Sir,

One of your hacks yesterday suggested it would be a good idea to back Chelsea at 300/1 with William Hills to win all their remaining Premiership games.
If he put £10 on that and it happened, he'd win £3,000.
If he had even one tenth of the brain power he should have to be allowed to give out football tips in a National newspaper he'd realise that he could put £10 on Chelsea to win their next match, then, after they win it, take the returns and place it on the next game and so on and so on thereafter.
This way, at an average price of around 1.5, he'd win nearly half a million pounds instead of three grand should they pull it off.
I have to say If ind it shocking that he gets a salary from you for writing such nonsense.
If you ever feel the need to employ a quality football tipster/pundit for your organ, feel free to drop me an email.

Yours,

Tony Quinlan

   

Also found this one from Betfair to me:

Following recent postings made by you within our forum which clearly
breach our guidelines, we have had no option but to revoke your forum
postings rights for the period of 2 weeks. The forum is an area of
the site made available by us in order to allow users to communicate
with each other, to exchange ideas and discuss topical issues etc.

We have a responsibility to try and ensure that the forum is a
pleasant area for all our users, and postings such as:"C'MON
What the fuc'k has it got to do with you you ****.er? ;  Suck my ****
you arse.hole" are not acceptable.

 

Conflating the two, Tone, you'd have been fucking great in the Guardian

 

 

Just found this one sent to Centerbet in 2009
  

More chance of seeing a unicorn than backing a winner with you people. You have to be the luckiest bookmakers in existence.
Please close my account at once. I can take no more...I tried once before to bet with you but gave up.....I've come back and it's even worse.
Please inform me when you have done it.

Cheers

Nobby Cheese wrote:Dear Sir,

One of your hacks yesterday suggested it would be a good idea to back Chelsea at 300/1 with William Hills to win all their remaining Premiership games.
If he put £10 on that and it happened, he'd win £3,000.
If he had even one tenth of the brain power he should have to be allowed to give out football tips in a National newspaper he'd realise that he could put £10 on Chelsea to win their next match, then, after they win it, take the returns and place it on the next game and so on and so on thereafter.
This way, at an average price of around 1.5, he'd win nearly half a million pounds instead of three grand should they pull it off.
I have to say If ind it shocking that he gets a salary from you for writing  such nonsense.
If you ever feel the need to employ a quality football tipster/pundit for your organ, feel free to drop me an email.

Yours,

Tony Quinlan

   

get a response ?

Yeah, they told me to suck their dick.

Nobby Cheese wrote:Yeah, they told me to suck their dick.

  

missyj wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:Yeah, they told me to suck their dick.

  

  

Nobby Cheese wrote:Yeah, they told me to suck their dick.

Guardian told me that once, too.

Best dick I ever sucked

Great Thread .... gave me a few lols anyway