Forklift truck exams...

I PASSED!!! YAY!!!    

Well done, She, even though the bloke on the right is clearly trying to fucking scupper you through some safety violation by being a complete cock.

"What would you do if I were standing here?"
"Tell you to get out of the way, you fucking bellend, you're supposed to be an examiner, not a dickhead"

that was the nice instructor...the other guy was a pain in the ass really lol

doing my health and safety exam with them on Sept 10th too  

Tried to think of an innuendo for "health" and "safety" but everything seemed to come out a bit "rolled up in a carpet, murdered and left in a layby, Yorkshire truck driver to blame".

I know a few people whose idea of health and safety is using two condoms... There you go, that one works...

NotBert wrote:Tried to think of an innuendo for "health" and "safety" but everything seemed to come out a bit "rolled up in a carpet, murdered and left in a layby, Yorkshire truck driver to blame".

I know a few people whose idea of health and safety is using two condoms...  There you go, that one works...