Funny

“What do we want?”
“Time travel”
“When do we want it?”
“Irrelevant.”

"What do we want?"
"ADHD"
"When do we want it?"
"Want what?"

NotBert wrote:"What do we want?"
"ADHD"
"When do we want it?"
"Want what?"

hahahaha that is soooo me!

"What do we want?"
"Apathy"
"When do we want it?"
"Meh..."

"What do we want?"
"In-depth answers"
"When do we want them?"
"Well I'd like to offer you this presentation if I may. Here's a handout which summarises it but you can read that later if you need to review what I'm about to tell you. I'll just turn the lights down so we can see the slides better..."

"What do we want?"
"Government prevarication"
"When do we want it?"
"Well, that's not really the question we should be asking.."

"What do we..."
"NOW!"
"...want?"
"A cure for premature ejaculation"
"When do we want it?"
"..."

"What do we want?"
"Sexual innuendo!"
"When do we want it?"
"Pffft, yuk yuk, fnarr fnarr, 'it', ooh, matron."

"What do we want?"
"Out-of-context exclamation"
"When do we want it?"
"WOW!"

"What do we want?"
"Aggressive privacy"
"When do we want it?"
"Fuck off you nosey cunt"

"What do we want?"
"Batman"
"When do we want him?"
"KAPOW!"