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Post  Guest Wed May 12, 2010 11:46 pm

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

ZIT POPPING
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1 inch.

WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a Cunt Pump'.

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height(12ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

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Post  Guest Wed May 12, 2010 11:47 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.


Shocking stuff. We measure in litres now.

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Post  Guest Wed May 12, 2010 11:49 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol!

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Post  morning_glory Thu May 13, 2010 11:12 pm

american football.... without lubrication Sad
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Post  Guest Fri May 14, 2010 12:00 am

morning_glory wrote:american football.... without lubrication Sad

Think positive, MG

"Not a basketball, not a basketball"

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Post  morning_glory Fri May 14, 2010 12:13 am

could be worse, it could be a medicine ball.
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Post  Guest Fri May 14, 2010 4:52 pm

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a Cunt Pump'.


I must have one of these fuckers.

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Post  Guest Fri May 14, 2010 6:33 pm

Toxteth 'O' Grady

Need I say more.

lol!

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Post  Guest Fri May 14, 2010 7:42 pm

Glimmer wrote:Toxteth 'O' Grady

Need I say more.

lol!

World's stickiest bogey - his second record that day

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