New Cabinet

Now, we've all seen that Cameron is Boss Hogg, Clegg is Deputy Roscoe P Coltrane and William Hague is Foreign Secretary because he is named after that city in the Netherlands.

The one you need to concern yourself with is the Home Secretary, Theresa May.

There are two Theresa Mays out there.

She isn't - I repeat isn't - this one

Bit disturbed that the minister for overseas development is Linsey Dawn McKenzie, mind.

Bert wrote:

Looks a right dirty slut

david milliband looks young.he could look even younger and a bit more attractive if he has his fringe slightly ruffled.

morning_glory wrote:david milliband looks young.he could look even younger and a bit more attractive if he has his fringe slightly ruffled.

What about you ruffle his fringe and he could ruffle your minge

morning_glory wrote:david milliband looks young.he could look even younger and a bit more attractive if he has his fringe slightly ruffled.

Shame he's Tim Henman, then.

bitofatwat wrote:

morning_glory wrote:david milliband looks young.he could look even younger and a bit more attractive if he has his fringe slightly ruffled.

What about you ruffle his fringe and he could ruffle your minge

he looks like a 6th former ffs.

Bert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:david milliband looks young.he could look even younger and a bit more attractive if he has his fringe slightly ruffled.

Shame he's Tim Henman, then.

hes a damn sight better than

Personally, I adore sixth formers.

morning_glory wrote:

Bert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:david milliband looks young.he could look even younger and a bit more attractive if he has his fringe slightly ruffled.

Shame he's Tim Henman, then.

hes a damn sight better than

I'd fuck it.

if you looked like that wouldnt you change your name.
hes still better looking than the bloke who pm'd me.

morning_glory wrote:if you looked like that wouldnt you change your name.
hes still better looking than the bloke who pm'd me.

would it be wrong to put the pm blokes pic up and laugh at it?

As long as it isn't my his cock shot

morning_glory wrote:would it be wrong to put the pm blokes pic up and laugh at it?

It would be very wrong but do it anyway.

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Stanley ,53, unemployed, hasnt got children and doesnt know think he wants any.


Good job.Because i'm im sorry, but my gene pool will remain non Simian.

On the plus side, Stanley Chucklebaboon would be a great name

Or chucklechimp.

morning_glory wrote:Or chucklechimp.

Now I like that. Has a Gloucestershire feel about it

Bert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:Or chucklechimp.

Now I like that. Has a Gloucestershire feel about it

what fred west

i think hes from Rotherham

No, the name. Sounds like someone who'd live in a village near Stroud who still calls himself a chandler

Bert wrote:No, the name. Sounds like someone who'd live in a village near Stroud who still calls himself a chandler

chandlers dealt with animal stuffs didnt they.