Can't breathe here...

A homeless man threw a huge bucket of hot diarrhea over an unsuspecting woman’s face in a stomach-churning random attack. Heidi Van Tassel was about to drive home from a Thai meal with friends near the Hollywood Walk of Fame in Los Angeles in April when the attacker – named as Jere Blessings – struck. She has now spoken out about the attack, saying: ‘It was diarrhea. Hot liquid. I was soaked, and it was coming off my eyelashes and into my eyes. ‘Paramedics who came to treat me said there was so much of it on me, that it looked like the man was saving it up for a month… ‘It was all inside my car because it was so much. He just kept pouring it and splattering it all over me…
‘It’s something I won’t ever forget, it’s disgusting.’ Van Tassel was rushed to Hollywood Presbyterian Hospital and tested positive for infections caused by the poop.
She will now need to be re-tested every three months to catch any residual diseases she may have picked up. The victim contacted the Los Angeles Police Department, but says her pleas for action have gone unanswered. Van Tassel says the attack has left her with mental health issues, and told NBC4: ‘It’s so traumatic. It was awful, it changed my life.
‘The PTSD that I’m dealing with is beyond anything that I’ve ever felt. ‘There needs to be some kind of help for the victims of these crimes. ‘I will never, ever forget his face.’


   

Ok Bert, get to work with your reply

Huge bucket. Hot.

How did he get a huge amount together in one bucket that was hot? Our man is homeless, he's hardly going to be running a Portaloo and a primus stove...

That's what I thought.......Every time I've had a bucket of shit thrown over me it's been cold.

By the way, she now knows the meaning of the term 'shitfaced'

And shouldn't she be suffering PDST (Post Diarrhea Stress Trauma) rather than PTSD?
Come on Bert, keep up!

Tone, I'm lost in the image of a bloke, hunkered down with a duvet over him, hood up, unshaven and fingerless gloves picking his way through a Metro, primus stove beside him as he shits into a kettle

PTSD

"Put the shit down!"
*Poop thrown, sunroof down*
Poor thing, shit drenched
Paramedics treat surface diarrhoea
Police take some depositions
"Pad Thai, somewhat digested?"
"Probably the shredded duck"
"Pity, the satay's delightful"
Punishment that she deserved,
piss taking some derelict
pleading to solicit dollars

Tone, you've opened another thread with this story but without the coronavirus title...

Unfortunate title...