ITV sucks a big fucking dick

ITV1 on the web closes after 2 hours and to get back in you have to watch some fucking Weetabix ad?

So Chelsea missed a penalty? So did I.

Could you imagine had there ben extra time, Tony? Every laptop in the country out the fucking window

Two words

Andy Townsend.

One explanation.

If you kick a bloke or attempt to kick a bloke, it's a straight red, violent conduct. Whether he barely caught him isn't important, neither is the fact that he's a doughty Brit facing Johnny Foreigner.

Incidentally, the bloke who was kicked was Brazilian. I suppose that poor De Menezes bloke brought being shot on the Tube by the police upon himself by "allowing his arms to be pinned at his side", you fucking prick. Incidentally, Townsend, Madeleine McCann "went missing" in a Portuguese speaking country. Do you still leave a light on for her? Do you do the same for Jimmy fucking Hoffa as well, you deluded cunt?

Townsend is a cunt.

Fucking hell, did I come home one night and Andy Townsend was eating my last packet of pretzel pieces and drinking my last Lancaster Bomber.

"With a Bundaberg chaser, old man"

With Glenn Hoddle, ITV is both still sucking one and employing one

Hoodle came out with a classic during the Argentina game.....Said the ball was on Messi's favoured right foot!

Jermaine Jenas still my favourite......called the Swiss full back Liechtenstein