I feel a bit pissed

get a vodka and fizzy on

I've been on the vodka, soda and lime all afternoon

chips wrote:I've been on the vodka, soda and lime all afternoon

cannot fault you chips

Gemini and vodka fizzy lol

Well, Jonesy said she felt dirty and that was a washout. Are you going to turn it round for us, Chips?

I'm waiting for a pizza and then I might get some wine

OK, so we have a pizza delivery boy arriving (see the Stilgoe thread), like it, like it...

I need to turn on the dining room light, except it doesn't really work and I'll have to climb on a computer chair with wheels to do it. Rod Hull anyone?

chips wrote:I need to turn on the dining room light, except it doesn't really work and I'll have to climb on a computer chair with wheels to do it. Rod Hull anyone?

Either get the pizza boy to do it or the game ends up 1-1, save yourself the effort

I'm not climbing on the chair, I will fall off 1.01 as I have managed to bite the inside of my mouth whilst eating the fucking pizza....