Rafa sacked

Apparently £3 million payoff

Entitled to sixteen million, would take three.

There's a dilemma for you - "if you fuck off today, we'll give you £3 million*** as long as you don't hang about and pursue the £16m you're entitled to".

***This would have been the point where I left with the cheque and whichever of Laurel and Hardy's hands was holding it.