Just had my best win of the season

21 - 3 8 winners as well , home tie though

That is a scalping, though, BOAT. Was he driving a truck, never mind a bus...

Bert wrote:That is a scalping, though, BOAT. Was he driving a truck, never mind a bus...

No bus driver bert. Tony who's been about a bit said he's been very good in his time, and a regular in the big comps around the north. I think i bowled exceptional tonight, paired them up and was never above 18 inch from the block tbh

BTW disco duck will be a dead duck soon soon

Form then, or the state of the greens at this stage of the season combined with home savvy?

Bert wrote:Form then, or the state of the greens at this stage of the season combined with home savvy?

Bit a both i reckon, had 5 wins on the bounce now, it can be a confidence thing too. Green was slower than it was last time at home, which does suit us better.

Ted the greenskeeper will be told to sow clover for next season then and move the mower blades up a setting...

Is there any handicapping within the league, BOAT?

Is it an Olympic sport

Bert wrote:Ted the greenskeeper will be told to sow clover for next season then and move the mower blades up a setting...

Is there any handicapping within the league, BOAT?

Only on certain cup matches bert.

morning_glory wrote:Is it an Olympic sport

Get a go in the Commonwealths on occasion, play it on ice and it becomes an Olympic sport...

Will your mark be affected, BOAT?

Bert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:Is it an Olympic sport

Get a go in the Commonwealths on occasion, play it on ice and it becomes an Olympic sport...

Will your mark be affected, BOAT?

No only my averages for the team

Ride the tiger, then - respect the streak and long may it continue

how old are the groupies

morning_glory wrote:how old are the groupies

You could see Vi off no bother, MG.

For the lads, then. I've been known to bowl a bit...

i'll have to dust of me wrinkly stockings then and get me new pinny out I was saving for best

No stockings, no pinny, just turn up in a coat for your modesty, bring beer - Poacher's Choice or a decent IPA. I'll bring the pies and the camera

GN i'm whacked

I'm off myself now. I've just watched a balding old married man snog (oh yes I did, I typed snog) a Halal-eating Muslim gay man while two young women dressed in burlesque outfits looked on.

Come Dine With Me is getting a bit near the knuckle, if you ask me. I'd have happily comforted the woman who finished last as well...