"fat people better at smelling food"

congratu-fucking-lations Dr Lorenzo Stafford and his team, you really are frigging rocket scientists aren't you - how the fuck do you think they got that fat, they're fucking experts at finding food

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11755995

hey !
big-thumb.
how yer doin?

i'm doing good eric but think i should take the payoff at work and start a new career as a scientist, i might get a huge government grant and recruit a nice team of nurses to help me spend the next ten years investigating why people who don't use contraception apear to have more children than those who do

or something else that is totally bloody obvious

yeah,
i know.
some of things those people dream up.
and it costs us millions.