Celebrity Trumps

Rules: blokes can only pick birds and birds can only pick blokes, the aim is to 'trump' the previous selection, barracking of poor selections is allowed.

I'll start...... Zoe Ball

What?

Abdul Kowalski wrote:Rules: blokes can only pick birds and birds can only pick blokes, the aim is to 'trump' the previous selection, barracking of poor selections is allowed.

I'll start...... Zoe Ball

Mouth like Cherie Blair, ears like Mr Spock. Would sate myself carnally with her only to do the gag "Zoe, think of a number" When she responds with a number, I say "incorrect, now we must make the loving happen, my dear"

Overtrumped with:
Sarah Chalke - speaks German and French, proficient rollerblader, deceptive killer rack and has done scenes in skimps on screen and not looked shit

Pics wouldnt go amiss too

Who the fuck is Zoe Ball?

Mad Tony wrote:Who the fuck is Zoe Ball?

Johnny's daughter, used to work in kids' TV, married a DJ who's too stupid to work in venues that have roofs

Never fucking heard of her...or her old man.

Her dad did "Think of a Number", which taught maths to people who couldn't count their own fingers

Sarah Chalke

Sorry, these people mean fuck all to me....The only television I have seen in the last 20 years is MOTD, Family Guy and The Simpsons.

Mad Tony wrote:Sorry, these people mean fuck all to me....The only television I have seen in the last 20 years is MOTD, Family Guy and The Simpsons.

So two cartoons. And The Simpsons

NotBert wrote:

Mad Tony wrote:Sorry, these people mean fuck all to me....The only television I have seen in the last 20 years is MOTD, Family Guy and The Simpsons.

So two cartoons. And The Simpsons

Plus any Ealing Comedy

Is Scrubs/Surgical Spirit/Only When I Laugh an 'Ealing Comedy?




























You cockney bastard.

(I thank yew)

NotBert wrote:

I suppose that was hard to beat...

Jenna Fischer. You can say what you like about American comedies, they can fucking pick 'em.

She'd look great sitting on my face.