celebrity relatives

Who grind your beans
Mo Farrah's Mrs ,sit down woman ,I doubt you ever ran anywhere ever
Lindsey lohans dad , I believe the correct term is asshole
Mitch winehouse ,why do I even know this mans name   

No longer with us, but Peter Coe. Of course, when he died his son took over the twat mantle.

Fucking hell, Jonesy, this could run and run. I could have a million...

Jackiey Goody. Spelling aside (yes, that is correct) she's famous because her daughter became famous on a show people went on to become famous and fuck me, she didn't shut up when she got there. By extension, Jack Tweed(y) who no-one is sure what his surname is but was going to become a football agent on the premise that he had had his fucking mug on television because of his girlfriend who became famous because...etc.

Jeff Brazier I don't mind, kept it dignified when the circus came to town.

The Beckham wife, the Beckham wife's parents and the Beckham wife sister. Fuck me, she's famous for pointing, miming and marrying. Her extended family are all famous for one way or another having been involved with the Beckham wife mother's womb

Jades mum excellent call ,one upside to poor jades death and yes I agree about Jeff takes care of handicapped brother too ,a good egg among a fowl batch

Cherie Blair.
I don't care how "important" a barrister she was, barristers do not achieve fame out of their own sphere in the wider public. "My dad acted and my husband was Prime Minister, you have to listen to me". Fuck off you wide mouthed cunt.

missyj wrote:Jades mum excellent call ,one upside to poor jades death and yes I agree about Jeff takes care of handicapped brother too ,a good egg among a fowl batch

Didn't know about his brother but he took the kids, no questions, no song and dance and didn't hurl it around when they were wanking under the covers in BB

Our Kate's sister her name escapes me ATM but she really annoys me and I swear she's at least 40 oh and the mum   Jeff brother has cerebral palsy

Mrs Klitschko

"My sons will not fight each other". You're not Mrs Kray, you cunt, you can share London, you can't share the world championship. Just because a cunt in Panama can put three letters together and buy a phone and a fax machine doesn't make him governor of a boxing body.

Willie Pep once said it was so much harder when there were eight weights only, one champion in each. What would your precious fucking boys have done then? Would you have starved the smaller one?

Meanwhile, whichever one was going to run for Ukrainian president but stepped down, is it because they couldn't be joint president? Twat.

NotBert wrote:Mrs Klitschko

"My sons will not fight each other".  You're not Mrs Kray, you cunt, you can share London, you can't share the world championship.  Just because a cunt in Panama can put three letters together and buy a phone and a fax machine doesn't make him governor of a boxing body.

Willie Pep once said it was so much harder when there were eight weights only, one champion in each.  What would your precious fucking boys have done then?  Would you have starved the smaller one?

Meanwhile, whichever one was going to run for Ukrainian president but stepped down, is it because they couldn't be joint president?  Twat.

   

missyj wrote:Our Kate's sister her name escapes me ATM but she really annoys me and I swear she's at least 40 oh and the mum  

Pippa. You can take her in-laws as well - Andrew, Edward for two although I'd have Anne - I reckon she'd be a success whatever she did, I get the feeling she used to play apart from the other kids. That and I'd have her for a mother-in-law as I have a massive thing for Zara   

NotBert wrote:

missyj wrote:Our Kate's sister her name escapes me ATM but she really annoys me and I swear she's at least 40 oh and the mum  

Pippa.  You can take her in-laws as well - Andrew, Edward for two although I'd have Anne - I reckon she'd be a success whatever she did, I get the feeling she used to play apart from the other kids.  That and I'd have her for a mother-in-law as I have a massive thing for Zara   

yeah she's nice deserves better than that meathead

Paul and Jonathan Ross.

I don't fucking care which became famous first, they're both fucking annoying.

Anyone to do with John Terry. Including John fucking Terry

Anyone to do with Paul Gascoigne. Including Paul Gascoigne

You haven't mentioned the ultimate cunt relative.
Andy Murray's hideous mother.
  

I mean, just look at the fucking wanker(s)

I like Murray, I think he has a vastly understated sense of humour and he'll happily be the butt of a gag. His mum I wouldn't let suck my cock.

Consequently, Tone, a shout that is up there with Mark Thatcher (who is both cunt and cunt by descent), Gaddafi's kid with the Italian football "career" and fuck me, the Jong-Ils.

Jaack fucking Dromey. Failed to get a trade union job because his members voted for Tony Woodley so what did he do? Got a fucking safe seat in parliament despite his wife espousing all female shortlists.

If you don't know who his wife is, go and have a look. I won'ts spoil it for you. She will

Nobby Cheese wrote:I mean, just look at the fucking wanker(s)

that photo made me think of incest

Why, who were you thinking of doing, Jonesy      

NotBert wrote:Why, who were you thinking of doing, Jonesy      

set myself up there ,   

missyj wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:I mean, just look at the fucking wanker(s)

that  photo made me think of incest

They've been shagging each other since he was 13 in my opinion.

FUCKING BIG MOUTHED UGLY SCOTCH CUNTS