Facts about Punters Place members

Punter Fleecer would shag a barbershop floor given the chance. FACT

Missjones cannot negotiate roundabouts. FACT

If Each Way stands on Steven's shoulders they still can't see over a pool table. FACT

Brads arsehole has it's own postcode. FACT.

Redunderthebed's pitbull is really called Charlene and he paints her toe nails to make her look sexy. Fact

Punter Prowler is taller than the average chinese bloke, but not as tall as Bono wearing Cats kinky boots. FACT

Dex makes really nice all day breakfasts. FACT

Fuzz has the smallest 2 acres of garden ever seen. FACT

Poker Queen loves chilin. FACT.

Bungle has got a vag like flippers nose, FACT.

Jose Mourhino is Spurts understudy and Betman is really Graham Taylor. FACT.

AJ is the only poster to have ever posted from beyond the grave. FACT

Tabloid Lover is so lanky that young children in Cambodia used him as a climbing frame when he was last there as a sex tourist looking for some bukkake action. FACT

Wix can eat three lots of fish and chips from the Wetherby whaler. FACT

Fresh would have to be naked and covered in swarfega to fit into Olspy's ferrari. FACT

The recent joiner trying to pass himself off as Dirty Diego is clearly a crywanking Cunter

I'm a registered moderator here but can find no facility to kick the cunt out!!