Player touches female ref's tit

I'd shag the arse off her

She looks likes she'd do things that'd make Satan blanch at the depravity. Dirty bitch

I like to think you're right Bert.

If you search for "fart" (you'll see why on the other thread) for some reason you get this thread with four other farty threads.  Odd.

Not complaining, though.  She makes me moist.      

I maintain that her look to the bloke who flicks her cherry button is basically "I can wait until full time but then I'm going to have you until you're a drained husk. And you'll love it"

I'd asked to be subbed at that point to see if my erection subsides and/or clear the custard...

So pleased this video hasn't died...

And the pic of Claire from Steps

Threesome



Now gets games as a ref. I'd give her a game, 90 minutes, both ways and a brass band in the middle

In 8 years, I reckon this thread might have the best erection-to-post ratio of the entire forum