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Post  Guest Tue May 27, 2014 7:17 pm

I bought a pork knuckle today, and put it in a big pot of water with 4 cloves, two red chillies, a spoonful of vinegar, 4 huge chunks of garlic and some pepper and salt.
Brought it to the boil, then let it simmer for 3 hours.
Peeled some spuds, chopped some savoy cabbage finely along with a red onion and boiled them all together until soft....Strained them and mashed them with a knob of butter, black pepper and a spoonful of English mustard.
Pulled the melting pork off the bone and plated it with the mash.....Took one mouthful and had a huge orgasm.
A meal from heaven and so cheap and simple......now to wash it down with a cold pint.
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Post  missyj Tue May 27, 2014 8:15 pm

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Post  NotBert Tue May 27, 2014 8:33 pm

I ate a pie I found in a skip, then backed a motor racing driver to win a race that was a month away but I thought it was tomorrow, you fucking lamps.

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Post  Guest Tue May 27, 2014 8:36 pm

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Post  Guest Tue May 27, 2014 8:36 pm

NotBert wrote:I ate a pie I found in a skip, then backed a motor racing driver to win a race that was a month away but I thought it was tomorrow, you fucking lamps.

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Post  Punting Prowler Wed May 28, 2014 10:40 am

I never got into that 'Nouveau Cuisine' that seemed to kick off in the UK during the late '80s.

They can stick their monkfish and Heston Blumenthal cookbooks up their anus.

Simple, traditional food will always be the best, imo.

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Post  NotBert Wed May 28, 2014 11:01 am

Nobby Cheese wrote:
NotBert wrote:I ate a pie I found in a skip, then backed a motor racing driver to win a race that was a month away but I thought it was tomorrow, you fucking lamps.

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Post  NotBert Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:19 pm

I had a cafe-made corned beef hash with a poached egg on top a week or two back that was frankly fucking magic. I even went out and bought a tin of corned beef off the back of it
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Post  bitofatwat Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:40 am

NotBert wrote:I had a cafe-made corned beef hash with a poached egg on top a week or two back that was frankly fucking magic.  I even went out and bought a tin of corned beef off the back of it

I love a bit of bully beef  cheers 
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Post  NotBert Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:11 pm

Just had a perfectly-done medium rib eye steak with pasta in a meaty sausage sauce.

Feeling very manly now, Jonesy, if you're about, come and talk saucy to me for a bit, defuse me  Laughing I would also more than accept She coming in and doing the same but ideally, of course, both of you - plenty of man to go around  Laughing 

(Insert Alan Partridge sigh here)
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Post  NotBert Sun Jun 29, 2014 3:12 pm

I don't think I came down from Jenny Agutter last night, tbh. It's like I'm somethingteen again... Laughing 
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Post  Guest Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:28 pm

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Post  NotBert Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:31 pm

Jesus, Tone, why would people make up these images when the actual footage is far, um, ur ur ohhhhhh... sorry, I have to clean that up
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Post  Guest Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:35 pm

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