In a former life.........

..........Wayne Rooney was Stacey Soloman's boyfriend.

Very good, Tone.

And you've given me a project...

Paul Gascoigne looked just as bad in his former existence.

Keith Allen has let himself go a bit.

...Wayne and Stacey in a playful shot

Norman Wisdom took years perfecting his stunts and they didn't always go to plan

...Prime Minister Clement Attlee visited the BBC set of 'Allo 'Allo

"Tell me, my lovely, how are those two strapping young boys of yours these days?"

UEFA Cup finalists 72/73, Wolverhampton Wanderers, casually line up for a photo pre-game.

...MPs would form cross-party jogging teams



L-R - Mandelson, Peter; Hunt, Jeremy; Johnson, Boris; Farron, Tim ; Brown, Gordon

RODNEY MARSH WAS INJURY PRONE



"It'll be two weeks before the swelling goes down at least" said physiotherapist Angie Dickinson.

Edwina Currie was married to Donald Pleasance. Seems he liked dogs.

...Paul Daniels kept a harem

...ABBA had image problems and a thin following

Lulu is introduced by a leering Frank Bough in the Miss UK final. Tony is savage with his organ, apparently.

Amazingly, Barbara Cartland (7th from left) makes the final. The look on her face tells you it doesn't end well.