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A lady @sharongooner made a crap pun about Duncan Bannatyne yesterday and now he is threatening to sue her for libel. All his muppet minions are giving her so much abuse.

I fucking hate Duncan Bannatyne, he has shown himself to be a complete cock.

Here is the joke:

Duncan Bannatyne's wife is having an affair. He bellowed at reporters: "You may take my wife but YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY MEADEN"

Seems Big Dunc has form for this sort of thing:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/twitter/6390631/Duncan-Bannatyne-in-Twitter-argument-over-his-charity.html

chips wrote:Here is the joke:

Duncan Bannatyne's wife is having an affair. He bellowed at reporters: "You may take my wife but YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY MEADEN"

I'll take his case for 100 guineas an hour.

My total bill would be a hundred guineas and he could do what he likes for the other fifty-nine minutes when I tell him to grow a pair and stop being a dickhead

bullies dont like a dose of their own medicine.

http://karlwebster.com/2010/10/duncan-bannatyne-walks-into-a-bar/

Chips, you're up for the camerawork, aren't you? Plenty of me to go around afterwards, of course... (See the ABKO thread)

Excellent link, meanwhile