the new 20 pence newspaper

fuckin rubbish.
thought i may as well hve a look,
since the daily mails were late arriving.
won't be getting that again.

it has a twitter feature,
with something like 6/7 top tweets.

metro and evening standard are 20p cheaper than that

Paperless society here everything i want to read is on the monitor

you need something to occupy yourself with on the train

you could be in the top tweets eric

missj wrote:you could be in the top tweets eric

mj,
why do you say that?
you tryin to get rid of me?

err no why do you say that

missj wrote:you could be in the top tweets eric

err,why do you say THAT

mj,
they'd tear me to pieces in there.
assuming they took any notice of my ramblings,
if they realised that i was there.

and i don't want to be top anything.
just want a bit of chat,
that's all.

i'm not sure that tweeting is for me.
what use is 140 characters ?
you know how i go on some times.

it seems very complicated,
and what i don't understand,
can stay in it's box.

also,these tweeters all seem to have websites,
or webpages,
or web-somethings or other.
i can't do that.

and,
i couldn't have said all this,
for instance.