Ash Cloud or what?
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Ash Cloud or what?
Transcript:
"...So after they called our bluff by shooting down the plane containing the Polish President, we had no option..."
"You mean...we had to ground all the air traffic in the European air sector...or have further planes downed?"
"Yes."
"But...what do they want?"
"Unknown at this stage...negotiations have been ongoing for some time now...it appears they want to establish their superiority to begin with - you only have to see what they arrived in to know they are far in advance of anything we could possibly send up!"
"Good God...(pause)...do you have any idea what they look like? Where are they from...?"
"...(inaudible)..."
Transmission lost.
"...So after they called our bluff by shooting down the plane containing the Polish President, we had no option..."
"You mean...we had to ground all the air traffic in the European air sector...or have further planes downed?"
"Yes."
"But...what do they want?"
"Unknown at this stage...negotiations have been ongoing for some time now...it appears they want to establish their superiority to begin with - you only have to see what they arrived in to know they are far in advance of anything we could possibly send up!"
"Good God...(pause)...do you have any idea what they look like? Where are they from...?"
"...(inaudible)..."
Transmission lost.
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Re: Ash Cloud or what?
Has the alien invasion has started then Tony? better grab my toothbrush and head up to Devils Tower
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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Re: Ash Cloud or what?
I reckon that spaceship has just got in close because someone said "I'm telling you, it's a giant rock nipple"
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Mad Tony wrote:I'm ok, I have been wearing a tin foil hat for the last 10 years.
Do you have a fall out shelter and stockpiles of tinned food Tony, looking in our kitchen cupboards we'd only have about 5 days ....better get some in
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Mad Tony wrote:It does look like a giant nipple!
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Re: Ash Cloud or what?
Mad Tony wrote:It does look like a giant nipple!
That's why they got in close. See?
Can someone put up an eye-pleasing nipple for comparison, please. Preferably a redhead's, I'm going off-piste today.
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Just check some of the comments under the second link I posted.
Americans and Jews are truly vermin.
Americans and Jews are truly vermin.
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BRITAIN'S BIGGEST BULLSHITTER
British Airways chief executive Willie Walsh said he was pleased that the UK airspace was due to open, but it would take weeks to get back to normal levels of operation.
"We're now at British Airways going to start the difficult task of getting our stranded customers back home but I think this is an airlift that is unprecedented but we will make every effort to get our people back home."
So a lengthy strike, say twelve days, has minimal effect to the point that he goes to the courts to prevent it. Then when one goes ahead apparently they are unaffected. Bit of ash, weeks of recovery. Doesn't add up.
British Airways chief executive Willie Walsh said he was pleased that the UK airspace was due to open, but it would take weeks to get back to normal levels of operation.
"We're now at British Airways going to start the difficult task of getting our stranded customers back home but I think this is an airlift that is unprecedented but we will make every effort to get our people back home."
So a lengthy strike, say twelve days, has minimal effect to the point that he goes to the courts to prevent it. Then when one goes ahead apparently they are unaffected. Bit of ash, weeks of recovery. Doesn't add up.
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