some bastard has nicked my snowman

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583

some people should be shot for being completely worthless to society, humankind and the planet in general

I accidently phoned 999 the other week when I was polishing the phone.the lady was quite nice about it and even laughed, but my phones fucked and if I probably wanted to phone 999 it wouldnt work.

You ever polish my phone, MG, I'll give you an emergency...

(I'm not happy with that but I've already explained about the week so that's as good as an innuendo I'll get at the mo)

I'm not an OCD polisher, but it really needed it.tbh I did lie it was a damp cloth.so probably a wasted inuendo.

morning_glory wrote:I'm not an OCD polisher, but it really needed it.tbh I did lie it was a damp cloth.so probably a wasted inuendo.

"I'll dampen your cloth".

Come on, MG, this is innuendo (in your endo) 1.01