How the fuck do you cunts put up with this bastard climate all year round?

We are sitting here with the cunting central heating full on just 10 days before June.
The weather forecast for the next week is low temperatures, rain, wind and the usual white or grey skies.
I just cannot take a lot more....I have to get back to Spain for good. No more 3 month spells there, it has to be for good.
Life is far too short for living it freezing your fucking bollocks off 9 months a year.

I agree

It never used to be like this.
If we have one day of sun we have to pay for it with a week of cold grey days.
Summers used to go on for ever.

cold climate.
cold people.


it all makes for a hellish life.
in a hellish godforsaken society.

I get round it by using my Zen philosophy. The cold is merely a cackling chicken in your mind. To stop it, all you need to do is imagine an axe.

Axe, axe, axe, gone.

Not sure that will help me when those fat fuckers insist on opening all the doors

Then you are not truly seeing the axe, my child.

nice one bert.