Just finally killed the turkey this evening

It finally perished in a vindaloo curry. Heated throughly I might add

Anyones lasting even longer?

due to this fucking flu my turkey didn't last very fucking long, in fact it didn't even start and for xmas lunch i had something a bit pre-turkey, like scrambled poxy eggs

not seen no turkey this year

Abdul Kowalski wrote:due to this fucking flu my turkey didn't last very fucking long, in fact it didn't even start and for xmas lunch i had something a bit pre-turkey, like scrambled poxy eggs

not seen no turkey this year

Dog finished off the beef joint yesterday, like eric i'm getting fed up of nibbling. My shirt buttons are getting tight too

We went to the Chinese round the corner for Xmas dinner.
Fuck turkey.

bollocks - that's just reminded me i deleted my dl copy of death row gameshow

Mad Tony wrote:We went to the Chinese round the corner for Xmas dinner.
Fuck turkey.

sounds good to me.

fuck turkey,
and fuck christmas i say.