the australian tourist advert

it's on all the time now - come to australia, there's nothing like it - no you daft cunts, it's under ten foot of muddy crocodile and snake filled water and everyone is miserable as fuck as you got butt-fucked in the cricket again

yeah, we'd love to spend thousands coming over

Abdul Kowalski wrote:it's on all the time now - come to australia, there's nothing like it - no you daft cunts, it's under ten foot of muddy crocodile and snake filled water and everyone is miserable as fuck as you got butt-fucked in the cricket again

yeah, we'd love to spend thousands coming over

only a small part underwater mate. still loads to see and do.

most don't stay miserable for long as the weather is great and life is generally pretty easygoing.