Clairvoyants, croc a shit or what?
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Clairvoyants, croc a shit or what?
Bev is on about going to see one with a mate she works with...apparently she's been having problems trying for a baby.
What does anyone think? Is there a spirit world? Can some people channel messages from the other side?
All a croc a shite imo.
What does anyone think? Is there a spirit world? Can some people channel messages from the other side?
All a croc a shite imo.
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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Re: Clairvoyants, croc a shit or what?
crock a shit mate.
wouldn't stop the missus going to one though. bit of peace and quiet is always welcome.
absolute nonsense though. proven many times over to be fraudulent.
wouldn't stop the missus going to one though. bit of peace and quiet is always welcome.
absolute nonsense though. proven many times over to be fraudulent.
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Re: Clairvoyants, croc a shit or what?
total shit imo ,there is no other fucking side , we are born we die thats it
missyj- Posts : 1330
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Re: Clairvoyants, croc a shit or what?
according to an online claivoyant job vacancy, you have to have experience.
morning_glory- Posts : 3021
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Re: Clairvoyants, croc a shit or what?
morning_glory wrote:according to an online claivoyant job vacancy, you have to have experience.
surely you shouldn't have to apply, they'd just know you wanted the job and could do it
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morning_glory wrote:according to an online claivoyant job vacancy, you have to have experience.
of dying and coming back?
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Re: Clairvoyants, croc a shit or what?
years ago before I was married for the fist time, my mother was told by a gypsy that I was going to be ' estatically happy'. Im still waiting.
morning_glory- Posts : 3021
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sooterkin wrote:morning_glory wrote:according to an online claivoyant job vacancy, you have to have experience.
of dying and coming back?
a good track record I think.
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Re: Clairvoyants, croc a shit or what?
morning_glory wrote:years ago before I was married for the fist time, my mother was told by a gypsy that I was going to be ' estatically happy'. Im still waiting.
well, you've met us.
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Re: Clairvoyants, croc a shit or what?
I told her that they all do a routine, its a skill, but nothing is coming from a spirit world, probably cost 50 notes too
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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Re: Clairvoyants, croc a shit or what?
yeah Ive never been as happy
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Re: Clairvoyants, croc a shit or what?
Frasier wrote:I thought this place was the other side?
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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Re: Clairvoyants, croc a shit or what?
even when they get rumbled, they just throw their arms up and have a laugh.
as long as thick cunts are willing to keep paying them, they clearly don't care.
as long as thick cunts are willing to keep paying them, they clearly don't care.
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Re: Clairvoyants, croc a shit or what?
Dara O'Briain's Belfast story (in his book) on clairvoyance is worth a read. Apparently a well-known tv psychic was corpsing in front of a crowd the week before at the venue he was at. It descended into farce
Psychic - "Is anyone looking to speak to anyone"
1 - "Me, my father"
P - "Is he a spirit?"
1- "No, he's at home."
(audience guffaws)
P- "Anyone else?"
2 - "My brother"
P - "Is he no longer with us?"
2 - "No, he's at home as well
(more guffaws)
P - Anyone actually looking for a message from someone on the other side?
3 - Me. My father
P - And has he passed over?
3 - Yes.
P - Well, I'm getting that he'd...
3 - Oh hang on, no, he hasn't, he's here beside me...
Psychic - "Is anyone looking to speak to anyone"
1 - "Me, my father"
P - "Is he a spirit?"
1- "No, he's at home."
(audience guffaws)
P- "Anyone else?"
2 - "My brother"
P - "Is he no longer with us?"
2 - "No, he's at home as well
(more guffaws)
P - Anyone actually looking for a message from someone on the other side?
3 - Me. My father
P - And has he passed over?
3 - Yes.
P - Well, I'm getting that he'd...
3 - Oh hang on, no, he hasn't, he's here beside me...
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Re: Clairvoyants, croc a shit or what?
Bert wrote:Dara O'Briain's Belfast story (in his book) on clairvoyance is worth a read. Apparently a well-known tv psychic was corpsing in front of a crowd the week before at the venue he was at. It descended into farce
Psychic - "Is anyone looking to speak to anyone"
1 - "Me, my father"
P - "Is he a spirit?"
1- "No, he's at home."
(audience guffaws)
P- "Anyone else?"
2 - "My brother"
P - "Is he no longer with us?"
2 - "No, he's at home as well
(more guffaws)
P - Anyone actually looking for a message from someone on the other side?
3 - Me. My father
P - And has he passed over?
3 - Yes.
P - Well, I'm getting that he'd...
3 - Oh hang on, no, he hasn't, he's here beside me...
goosed him good and proper ... nice one bert
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