Why we're shit at...

...tennis.

See the incongruity...

THE FUTURE OF BRITISH TENNIS


DAVID LLOYD IN ACTION

What does 'incongruity' mean?

...politics

YOU MAKE HER A MINISTER


but instead of working...

SHE WASTES HER TIME AT PREMIERES

Tennis is not an option for most working class people bert, there lies the problem imo

...sex

BARELY, IF AT ALL, LEGAL


KILLER RACK


And you know she'd be dirty with it

...football

DISTRACTING THE OPPOSITION IN BRAZIL


DISTRACTING THE OPPOSITION IN ENGLAND


"They're not biting, Reg..."

Bert wrote:...football

DISTRACTING THE OPPOSITION IN BRAZIL


DISTRACTING THE OPPOSITION IN ENGLAND


"They're not biting, Reg..."

Distracting boat

...image politics

FIRST LADY OF FRANCE


FIRST LADY OF SCOTLAND


(HINT: SHE'S ON THE RIGHT)

Bert wrote:

(HINT: SHE'S ON THE RIGHT)

Think it's a bit harsh the Hazel Blears one didn't get a response. For those who haven't worked it out, in the second photo, she's behind her

Bert wrote:Think it's a bit harsh the Hazel Blears one didn't get a response. For those who haven't worked it out, in the second photo, she's behind her

Bert wrote:Think it's a bit harsh the Hazel Blears one didn't get a response. For those who haven't worked it out, in the second photo, she's behind her

Its been a long day bert

Thank fuck for that - I was sitting here going like "WHOA!" and, you know, "NO WAY!" and "FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" and like, you know, if you've ever seen Don't Look Now like, she can really freak you out and shit. And I was getting nothing, nix, zip, nada. Then I thought "DUDE! YOU POSTED IT AND HAD TO DOUBLE TAKE." And like now, it's everyone can go "WHOA!" and "DAMN!" and "FREAKIN' SCARY BITCH, MAAAAAN!"

Rad.

...rap

See the above post.

Bert wrote:...rap

See the above post.

We've got better in recent years, tho. Bro.

"I'm a fat fucker, so I'll eat ya..."

Oh.... dear.

...swimming

Australian comes out of the pool clutching a handful of medals


Brit comes in the pool clutching a handful

...the modern day sitcom/drama

SPECIAL GUEST IN SCRUBS

Big box office star

SPECIAL GUEST IN FRIENDS

Big box office star

SPECIAL GUEST IN WILL AND GRACE (WILL AND GRACE, FFS)


(It's Kevin Bacon, big box office star)

SPECIAL GUEST IN ROCK RIVALS/FOOTBALLERS' WIVES

Twat

...Merchandising

Court trainers - endorsed by


Football trainers - endorsed by


(Fucking true as well - my cousin had one. It was unrealistic, though - if you are supposed to suspend disbelief and mirror the patron it allowed you only to twat the ball away from you on elastic attached to a weighted base - you couldn't cut inside from the wing to get on to your good foot even if you wanted to. And that was his entire career in three lines...)

...painting

Exiled painter sets up shop in France



Exiled painter sets up shop in UK

DIRTY SEX

Sporting icon

Cheats on partner to make the beast with two backs with


UK
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Plays "Hide the Pickle" with

Bert wrote:DIRTY SEX

Sporting icon

Cheats on partner to make the beast with two backs with


UK
Sporting icon

Plays "Hide the Pickle" with

Nice camel toe on tigers bit of pink

All about the presentation, BOAT, all about the presentation...