Why we're shit at...

The culture of amatuerism is because sport was the pastime of the elite who had the time, money and strength ( they wern't working 14 hours a day plus).So money was a dirty word, they didnt 'earn' money by the sweat of their brow ie professionalism.
Thats my lesson for the day.

Protesting

Pensions threatened in France



A million take the streets

Pensions threatened in UK



A dozen get out their cocks.

Food

French eaterie, not dear



English eatery, not dear



(Chartier, if you're ever in Paris)

This thread for the Moira Hunters

UNITY AND SOCIAL EVOLUTION

France's solidarity


Poland's solidarity


This

...breaking down social barriers

AMERICAN STANDUP



Edgy fucker, touch of the common man

UK STANDUP



Head Boy on a day out, wouldn't dare touch the common man, the dirty plebeian cunts

Defence

Chinese defensive wall



English defensive wall



Max fucking Wall

Guest wrote:

Looking at this thread again I've only just noticed the hideous fat ginger kid at the barrier.
His parents should be fucking shot.
Along with the fat cunt kid.

Fucking hell, Tone, I posted that, posted an explanation further on and only now you see the fucking Hazel Blears gag kid in the background?

The sun's gone to your head, you spawny non-freezing love machine, you...

...social conscience



Lineker made to look a prize cunt inside 40 seconds because of pandering to populism. Brass Eye should have been on a permanent loop as a backdrop during Leveson to show what the dickhead British public had allowed to happen by giving Murdoch's wankery a free hand.

We have a shit, lazy press who get away with literally murder because everyone wants to be seen to be "nice".

Just be nice. Fuck the image, what are they going to do with a non-image, tell your Mum?

Fame. (Tony will love this one.)

Knowles singing, US.



Knowles singing, UK



"That's Mullery, you soft cunt"

SORRY



Nice one...

Poor Cyril had a life of tragedy.
His son was killed next to him in the car when a large stone went through the windscreen.
His brother became a Jehovas witness.
He died at 47 with cancer.

I know, Tone. Pair of them (Peter and he) were comfortably above average in their trade as well

Whereas Beyonce is slow on the turn and her slide tackling is a fucking liability

Just a story here now, exactly a year since the last post which has fucking flown.

I was out yesterday, walking along past a row of shops where there's an archway in the middle that leads to a mews which has a couple of small businesses in.  In the alley through, there's a bloke with a shopping bag taking a piss.

Now don't get me wrong, if you're caught short, get out of public sight and shave the horse by all means.  Except that this bloke was opposite a pub for one but far more importantly, was on a row that in seven shops, has three bookies.  And all three of them have (unusually) exemplary khazi facilities.  And where the archway is, he would have had to have walked past a minimum one to get his fucking rat out.

We're the nation that would chop up a boat to build a fucking raft.

NotBert wrote:Just a story here now, exactly a year since the last post which has fucking flown.

I was out yesterday, walking along past a row of shops where there's an archway in the middle that leads to a mews which has a couple of small businesses in.  In the alley through, there's a bloke with a shopping bag taking a piss.

Now don't get me wrong, if you're caught short, get out of public sight and shave the horse by all means.  Except that this bloke was opposite a pub for one but far more importantly, was on a row that in seven shops, has three bookies.  And all three of them have (unusually) exemplary khazi facilities.  And where the archway is, he would have had to have walked past a minimum one to get his fucking rat out.

We're the nation that would chop up a boat to build a fucking raft.

There's a Corals in town wherby you have to show the cashier your betting slip to get the key   

They'd get no business off me at all on principle. It's not dinner at Maxim's

bitofatwat wrote:

There's a Corals in town wherby you have to show the cashier your betting slip to get the key   

  

Only just realised that "betting slip" might be a euphemism.

For cock.

I'd show her mine and then not got for a piss, just stand there, smiling oddly.

Football admin

France national manager

World cup winning captain, league title and Champions League final as manager, clutch of league cups with different clubs, managed 50%+ wins in three of four jobs and missed on the fourth by one game in 160.

England national manager

Journeyman pro, league title in Ireland and well thought of 20 years ago at Notts County, never had a side near a 50%+ winning record