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bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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Re: Alan Johnsons wife
bitofatwat Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:55 pm
sooterkin wrote:what's she gone and done?
Been having an affair with the bodyguard
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23916121-alan-johnson-stands-down-over-claims-of-wifes-affair-with-met-bodyguard.do
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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Re: Alan Johnsons wife
Guest Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:00 pm
47? 
i had her pegged for early 60s.
bodyguard must have been bored as hell or into some granny fetish stuff.
i had her pegged for early 60s.
bodyguard must have been bored as hell or into some granny fetish stuff.
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Re: Alan Johnsons wife
Guest Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:02 pm
on a side note, i'll now be referring to myself as 'the powerful Mr Balls'.
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Re: Alan Johnsons wife
bitofatwat Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:11 pm
sooterkin wrote:47?
i had her pegged for early 60s.
bodyguard must have been bored as hell or into some granny fetish stuff.
Looks like Jimmy Hill with a wig on
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Re: Alan Johnsons wife
bitofatwat Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:41 pm
Nobby Cheese wrote:My wife when she was 47:
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
Join date : 2010-04-17
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Location : twatsville Barnsley
Re: Alan Johnsons wife
Guest Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:54 pm
bitofatwat wrote:sooterkin wrote:47?
i had her pegged for early 60s.
bodyguard must have been bored as hell or into some granny fetish stuff.
Looks like Jimmy Hill with a wig on
you've got her bang on. unbelievable.
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Re: Alan Johnsons wife
Guest Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:56 pm
Nobby Cheese wrote:My wife when she was 47:
looks better than my missus at 30 (I never said that!)
what elixir of youth are you two using?
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Re: Alan Johnsons wife
Guest Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:00 pm
That's a nice thing for you to say Sooter.....we are both Virgos....all Virgos stay young looking.
This is my wife last week aged 61:
This is my wife last week aged 61:
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Guest Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:01 pm
I'm no boozer man.Bert wrote:Reckon he's a boozer as well.
I can only handle a pint and a half and I'm legless.
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Re: Alan Johnsons wife
Guest Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:02 pm
Nobby Cheese wrote:I'm no boozer man.Bert wrote:Reckon he's a boozer as well.
I can only handle a pint and a half and I'm legless.
Not you, the failed postie whose missus is shagging plod.
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Guest Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:03 pm
A tree in BenidormBert wrote:Who's her huge coconut-like mate, Tone?
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Guest Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:05 pm
Nobby Cheese wrote:A tree in BenidormBert wrote:Who's her huge coconut-like mate, Tone?
And is it single, the dirty arboreal slut? Does it have big hanging fruit?
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Re: Alan Johnsons wife
Guest Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:08 pm
Nobby Cheese wrote:That's a nice thing for you to say Sooter.....we are both Virgos....all Virgos stay young looking.
This is my wife last week aged 61:
she hasn't aged a day!
i'm getting a stake and some kindling prepared for the two of you.
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