How long would Nobby last on this forum

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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/?

Before he was banned?

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at the thread titles

* Todd Palin Falsely Accused of Slut Enabling!

* 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

* An Inspirational Ex-Gay Ex-Drag Queen Negro Friend of Mine

* CAN A MAN BE A BORN AGAIN VIRGIN?

* Are all marijuana users violent ticking time bombs?

We make Promise Keepers look like homers! No homosexuals or women allowed!
A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!

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Meanwhile Tony has disappeared...... probably signing up

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[bitofatwat]

I was wanting to know: How many of you keep your woman in a chastity belt?

If you don't know what a chastity belt is, it is a metal belt that stops them from doing anything with their cooters. The man holds the key so she can not take it off at any time without him knowing.

Picture of a chastity belt, don't worry, its not being worn, its on the ground.





I made my wife start wearing one the day we were married. The only time she can have it off is when we NEED to make babies, or she needs me to unlock it for a few seconds so I can put a "feminine product" in place, then to put it in the trash of course.
Other then that, it never comes off. I don't want her to go to Hell for fornication or being a harlot.

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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=505253#post505253

They're asking for trouble, they really are.

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http://www.revolvermaps.com/?target=enlarge&i=2bEpFybjO6D&color=ff0000&m=0&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.landoverbaptist.net%2F%3F

cool feature, get it here boat

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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=3560

You cunt, boat

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No, thats wrong, too many members, too many threads and posts - wtf is that all about?

Somebody should post the addy on cunters place, they look made for each other

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Um, can you be more specific? I told him I'd get back to him shortly. With my recently blackened eyes it is so hard to read scripture!

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Pastor Ezekiel
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study

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Amazing how much you can assume from the forum name alone...

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Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

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Originally Posted by handmaiden
You clearly are unaware of the realities of commerce. China's largest export is baby girls. They sell them to infertile or gay American couples who are not willing to spring for a white baby.

It is just another example of foreign economies undercutting American business with inferior, cheaper-priced goods!

I, for one, am outraged! The number of Chinese baby girls flooding the market will totally skew statistics in schoolrooms for years to come. People will start to think that is NORMAL to have an Asian girl in every classroom!

Umbragedly Yours,

Handmaiden

Well, it certainly would be better if God were to call on the adoptive parents to sacrifice a chink. Remember that God has even required His followers to eat their children. Just one example:

Jeremiah 19:9 And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them.

The problem with eating a Chinese baby is that you're hungry a half-hour later.

Lol at when they ban people too, they're even funnier with a beer

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Not sure I'll last too long but we'll see: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=680550#post680550

More beer

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Not sure I'll last too long but we'll see: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=680550#post680550

More beer

You do know you'll be fighting off missjones

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Bingo

I seriously doubt you will be welcome here. Drinking, smoking, pie thievery and miscegenation are frowned upon by the Word of God.

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They're fast, but their spelling is shit.

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at the thread on the landover site. No posts on it for a while though. I presume that Abdul either fell asleep or got the boot.

pp

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Check out the small print on the site:

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The Jesus Experience would be a great name for a Puerto Rican Jimi Hendrix Tribute band

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Classic stuff abdul, if you last a day or two longer i might join and give you some back up i'm thinking a name like Big Jim Slade from the Kentucky fried movie

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I might sign up as Big Black Bobby Bongo.

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Come on lads and lasses, back me up - let's start quiet and after a week ramp it up into porno and bombay tubes

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