There is no song in the world that is not improved...

... by replacing every mention of the word "music" with the word "boobies".

Be my guest, but boobies... make the people... come together (yeah). Boobies... for the bourgeoisie and the rebel (yeah)

If Madonna approves (and she does, she'll agree with anything I say because I'm British) then it's open season

So I say

THANK YOU FOR THE BOOBIES

For giving them to me...

(ABBA)

Doobie Brothers still believe you should "Listen to the Boobies"

"Don't you feel it growing, day by day"