Third Division proper

Whatever they're calling it now - probably the Championship Conference or something.

Have a look at the fixtures today. Fuck me, are they sponsored by Railtrack or something?

Example -

Dagenham host Yeovil
Colchester host Swindon

Yeovil should have sent a set of shirts to Colchester, got theirs by return and they could have both nipped across the way at lunchtime today. Instead they get to swear along the cunting M4 with everyone else, I imagine. Only in both directions.

presumably west ham are paying attention to the routes