Come the revolution

Doctors' receptionists, Posties, Taxi drivers, Trafic Wardens, and 70s teachers who dished out the cane willy nilly, will be the first to be put up against the wall...................

Feel free to ad to the list.

Norton
Wright (Ian and Matthew)
Wright (Matthew, to make sure)
Kielty
Edmonds

Politicians
Davina McCall
The McCanns
Justin Bieber
Yanks
Coons

Thatcher if she makes it

bitofatwat wrote:Thatcher if she makes it

Dig her up and shoot her anyway

People who get to the till and then go back for something else.

I saw someone do that at a self-service till the other week, which is unbelievably stupid - it's one thing some other cunt ringing up stuff but you're doing your own, FFS - you've actually out-thought yourself. She nearly got it before the fucking revolution, the cunt.

People who say "Cold enough/Hot enough for you?"

What are you going to do, change the weather if I say "no?"

People who smell of sweat in supermarkets

Middle managers who treat staff like props that eat.

Any gobshite who hides his incompetence behind some corporate front because it'll never get to court.

Anyone who uses the word "journey" but isn't actually talking about physical travel

All door-to-door chuggers.

Anyone who is an apologist for British Gas or ScottishPower. United Utilities can suck me off before I shoot them as well

Anyone who thinks the Big Society is worth a wank

Any sporting "bid". We live in a country of incompetent wankers who will claim 2012 as a success even if there is a 1972-style terrorist attack, a 1980-style boycott or a 1976-style haul of track and field medals (one bronze, Brendan Foster)

The cunts that approach me in the streets with fucking clipboards asking if I have a minute to spare.
FUCK OFF!

Celebrity cunting chefs.

Jordan and the fact that she is a Conservative plant who puts out some meaningless story to deflect from George Osborne wanting one of your legs because you don't really need two

Lily Allen and Amy Shithouse

jordan, janet street porter, heston blumenthal
THATCHER
bus drivers

Bus drivers....I'd forgotten those wankers.

Cunting stewards at football matches

Anyone who makes claims they just can't back up.

For example, I bought a "truly irresistible" coffee cake from the Co-Op. I've had it for four days. Yet to touch it. Hardly fucking irresistible then, is it?

The number of shops I've gone nuts in over their all-day breakfast when I've finished it in eight minutes doesn't bear thinking about.

i disagree very strongly with shooting those teachers.
the kids from that era are a much better crop than the scum we have now imo,
thanks,in part,to those teachers.

yes i got caned a few times,
and no,i didn't like it.
but it made me what i am today.
a snivelling wimp.
the bstds.

maybe you're right.

erixter wrote:i disagree very strongly with shooting those teachers.
the kids from that era are a much better crop than the scum we have now imo,
thanks,in part,to those teachers.

The current cabinet, Eric. Self-obsessed shitbags to a man, even the women. They weren't beaten enough, IMO - at least we'd have had a pre-emptive strike