I don't usually enjoy smoking very much.But.........

Just put the kids to be the mrs is round her mates so i poured a peroni and lit up a benson gold and it was heaven.
Didnt want the feeling to end.

Can't remember the last time I had a proper fag , £7 a pack

I'll be lighting up a Benson at half time.

Dont smoke many at all now kit.
I smoke mainly old holborn.
Geezer in work does 200 bensons for 40 quid so i just buy a box now and then,

Staggy wrote:Dont smoke many at all now kit.
I smoke mainly old holborn.
Geezer in work does 200 bensons for 40 quid so i just buy a box now and then,

Thats not a bad price, are they real ones do you think? there was a BBC programme that suggested many of the black market fags are Chinese copies, and even fuller of shit than the real ones? Still, you cant believe everything you see I suppose.

I used to enjoy a Rothmans before the tax went ape shit

more full of shit jumping out the 10th window instead of the 9th ,,

Im sure they are the real thing mate.
He gets tobacco wine and all sorts most from spain and luxembourg.
He even does fish and meat and goes direct to the markets in london.
You put in an order on a thursday night and hes round before 7 on a friday morning with the fish and the same on a saturday with the meat.
He must have sold 50 turkeys just in work this year.

Staggy wrote:Im sure they are the real thing mate.
He gets tobacco wine and all sorts most from spain and luxembourg.
He even does fish and meat and goes direct to the markets in london.
You put in an order on a thursday night and hes round before 7 on a friday morning with the fish and the same on a saturday with the meat.
He must have sold 50 turkeys just in work this year.

Fuck , I need to know people like that.

Jones, the dodgy fags from china on the BBC had 30 times as much shit in them, loads of lead and other chemicals lol

That was grand

A Twix & a pot of tea now. Job done.

A twix and a pot of tea? get a fuckin grip and get the beers out dd.You from ooop north ffs!

Funny you should mention Twix DD , I discovered by accident the other month, that a twix and a can of coke in the red can, provides an almost instantaneous cure to the type of hangover that involves feeling like puking.

Keep a few of both in the fridge for emergencies now.

i remember reading they even fake eggs , ever sold any of those staggy

Staggy wrote:A twix and a pot of tea? get a fuckin grip and get the beers out dd.You from ooop north ffs!

I'm training in the morning mate. Off to Madrid on Friday for 4 days, it'll be non stop boozing!

Dirty Diego wrote:

Staggy wrote:A twix and a pot of tea? get a fuckin grip and get the beers out dd.You from ooop north ffs!

I'm training in the morning mate. Off to Madrid on Friday for 4 days, it'll be non stop boozing!

yeah, rose wine and tapas i'll bet omego

Kit wrote:Funny you should mention Twix DD , I discovered by accident the other month, that a twix and a can of coke in the red can, provides an almost instantaneous cure to the type of hangover that involves feeling like puking.

Keep a few of both in the fridge for emergencies now.

Kit, I fucking love a Twix. Full fat Coke is the best drink (apart from more booze) when hungover.

Kit wrote:

Dirty Diego wrote:

Staggy wrote:A twix and a pot of tea? get a fuckin grip and get the beers out dd.You from ooop north ffs!

I'm training in the morning mate. Off to Madrid on Friday for 4 days, it'll be non stop boozing!

yeah, rose wine and tapas i'll bet omego

Up yours pal.

Nope never knowingly sold a fake egg mj.
I have sold out of date water (about 5 years) and shirts that were covered in rats piss that gae the people the worst rash that you can imagine though.

If anyone can be fucked go into the archives of the East London advertisor newspaper.
Look up a headline Kicking up a stink over fake socks and you will find yours truly.
Very funny story but makes me look like fuckin fagin.

i remember when the guy on the stall opposite mine got busted and the guys confiscated nearly all his stuff ,, all his teletubbie rip offs etc ,, just left him with a few wolf fleeces and a dragon shirt

missyj wrote:i remember when the guy on the stall opposite mine got busted and the guys confiscated nearly all his stuff ,, all his teletubbie rip offs etc ,, just left him with a few wolf fleeces and a dragon shirt

I remember freshies dragon shirt, that made him look like a mongol

i think even brad pitt would look a bit special in one those ,, the guys on my stall bought one and made the rubbish lad wear it

Kit wrote:

missyj wrote:i remember when the guy on the stall opposite mine got busted and the guys confiscated nearly all his stuff ,, all his teletubbie rip offs etc ,, just left him with a few wolf fleeces and a dragon shirt

I remember freshies dragon shirt, that made him look like a mongol

It's the same shirt. Jonesy's mam knicked it & sold it to Fresh.

Remember the first time i got done,
Had just bought 150 naf naf tracksuits 200 bennetton sweatshirts and a load of chippie t shirts.
Said to my ex wife whatever you do dont put them out here (had a trading standards office 30 yards from our pitch)
Shot down to hoxton to wholesale a few bits and came back a couple of hours later and it was like a fuckin bennetton shop.
As i was going mad trading standards turned up with the old bill.