the goldberg depression-test,what's your score?

score of something like 40 odd to 54 points=severely depressed.

i scored 74.

but really,

who knows?

wondering if this thing carries any credibility.

there's so much shit online.

ahem to that.

well,
right now,
things don't seem quite so bad.

peaks and troughs i suppose.

I get strange emails which im not allowed to discuss

whatever.

if i told you, ide have to kill you.

morning_glory wrote:if i told you, ide have to kill you.

eventually.
maybe.

I got 54 eric and it said 'put the gun down and see the doctor' but then i thought what bollocks and did it again, twice, getting 16 and then 15 and it just said 'get the fuck down the pub for some cider and have a laugh at the chavski fans'

I thought why the different scores and it's easy to put the wrong answer down as we're a lot these days programmed to think we're hard done by when in reality if we have money to spend, clothes on our back, roof over the head and food on the table, we're richer than over 80% of the planet (I might have made that number up)

Honestly though, I'm pissed off I flunked an IT course a couple of years ago as I got wankered before the exams because that would mean my job is safe as houses but now its probably going - I shouldn't moan though as most people I know want either my job and/or salary and it would cost the cunts a small fortune to pay me off which is looking more attractive every day - I should be laughing.

I moan a lot atm but that's not because I'm depressed, I'm just being a miserable cunt as I want more, cutting down on the booze might help.

Don't believe in this depression stuff eric, it's all bollocks and I am shortly off to the boozer to explain this to a bunch of depressed looking retards with blue shirts - hopefully I can cheer the cunts up by pointing out they have no pedigree or history apart from the last 6 years since some foreign criminal bought them as a plaything

Fuck the world eric, it's what you make of it, I'm off for some cider

ABKO,
that's a brilliant piece you posted there.
i've often wondered about what you've said there.
it has always been,
and IS,
at the back of my mind.

maybe i really AM,
just a miserable cnut.

with no right to complain.

i have all the things that you cited.

but,
there ARE,
buts.

and because of those buts,
i'll just carry on the way that i am.

with no interest in tomorrow,
and hoping that with any luck,
tonight i shall go to bed and not wake up.

thank you for that ABKO.

REALLY.

enjoy your night out.

and so good to have you back posting in here.

as for that scoring thing.

yes,
i have thought about ways of killing myself,
and how i might go about it.

but i'm a wimp,
don't have the balls,
and never will.

so,
i'm not suicidal am i.

i scored five

i scored...erm...63!

sheilalma wrote:i scored...erm...63!