Royal Ascot 2011

What a dreadful society we've become:









http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2004421/Royal-Ascot-2011-Brawl-breaks-Ladies-Day-chair-legs-flying.html#comments

We have become a nation of piss artists tony

And drugged up fucking chavs, male and female.

Mad Tony wrote:And drugged up fucking chavs, male and female.

A product of Thatchers children

A result of the deliberate dumbing down that was put into place in the mid 80's.
Television has a lot to answer for too.

On the upside, Tone, we've graduated from bottling people with the neck of a Beck's to using a £98 bottle of pink Champagne (top photo)

NotBert wrote:On the upside, Tone, we've graduated from bottling people with the neck of a Beck's to using a £98 bottle of pink Champagne (top photo)

"No, Phil, use the '93 they gave us - far less drinkable..."

Could this perhaps be members of the Betfair racing forum who meet there most years?

Mad Tony wrote:Could this perhaps be members of the Betfair racing forum who meet there most years?

Is that poker Queen in the bottom part

Mad Tony wrote:Could this perhaps be members of the Betfair racing forum who meet there most years?

The two blokes top of picture (one has a plastic chair leg, the prick) look like a pair of albino Bond villain twins

bitofatwat wrote:We have become a nation of piss artists tony

it's not that, i wouldn't be surprised if overall, drinking is reducing

i would bet that 9 out of 10 at ascot yesterday are not racing fans and couldn't have named the races or identified a trainer from a jockey - they are just modern day wankers that go to these events to say 'i went'

they are thick enough to ay a bullseye to go on a piss weather day to queue for half an hour for a shit overpriced drink, a dodgy bet or a visit to a shit stained bog

festivals are simply not worth going to because these cunts do go to them

Good point, Abdul. The remarkable thing I've seen when driving through areas I haven't been in for a while is the number of boozers closed down. There are other reasons for that as well but in part it's down to the fact that social, even societal drinkers are in decline. It's drink to get drunk.

I'm with Abdul as well - I haven't been to an Aintree festival, for example, in getting on for fifteen years. I'll still go to Chester but it isn't a priority. Haydock I avoid like the plague because there are on any given day's racing a stag outing, three hen outings and a 40th birthday gang.

i went to goodwood once, glorious goodwood, to watch cesare win

i got bumped and jostled in a crowd of thousands with pissed up cunts dressed up in hire shit screaming at me "who won that" while all i could see was pissed up dressed up cunts backs

i couldn't be bothered to queue for a bet, a drink or even the bogs so i left as soon as cesare had lost, pissed up the side of a coach and fucked off in a cab

my best ever days racing was a day in the snow at lingfield on the aw track, trains and traffic stopped soon as i got there, only about 50 people and a few bookies, fucking glorious - whole course to myself