Make tennis more interesting....

.... by putting the nets at either end, having 11 players on each side and using a fucking football.

Introduce a stripping element to it.

I'm not averse to that being for both genders. Mixed doubles can have forfeits as well. The prospect of a bit of T&A on the show courts and all day sexual dares on the outlying courts would keep me watching. For about nine seconds, then I'd be looking for tissues and some sort of sports drink.

That would bring Robinson's back into the fold conkers deep as well