Aspergers 1.01 shot landed

the latest hacker to get nicked has guess what?

yep, Aspergers, the illness of choice for hackers

like CEOs and chairmen it's Alzheimers, they should chuck the fucking lot in a high security jail full of lifers looking for fresh arse to banditise

honest twats like me get fuck all

Hard to fake Asperger's, though, Abdul, whereas Forgetful Ernie only had incurable pre-senile dementia/Alzheimer's.

Fortunately, although incurable, he managed to forget about it, therefore making his own symptoms work for him. The first case ever to do so.

NotBert wrote:Hard to fake Asperger's, though, Abdul, whereas Forgetful Ernie only had incurable pre-senile dementia/Alzheimer's.

Fortunately, although incurable, he managed to forget about it, therefore making his own symptoms work for him. The first case ever to do so.

The Guinness heir, Saunders.....I remember that bent cunt.
Can't believe he got away with that bollocks....hold on, yes I can...he was very rich.

Abdul Kowalski wrote:they should chuck the fucking lot in a high security jail full of lifers looking for fresh arse to banditise

The Asperger's is strong in this one...

"Have you heard the news about the News of the World?" (Advertising slogan, 1980s)

Read about the things that happen throughout the world
Don't believe in everything you see or hear
The neighbours talk day in day out about the goings on
They tell us what they want, they don't give an inch
Look at the pictures taken by the camera - they cannot lie
The truth is in what you see not what you read
Little men tapping things out - points of view
Remember their views are not the gospel truth
Each morning our piece of the world comes through the door
More often it's just a comic, not much more
Don't take it too serious - not many do

Read between the lines and you'll find the truth
Don't believe it all - a' find out for yourself
Check before you spread
News of the world, news of the world
Never doubt, never ask
Never moan, never search
Never find, never know
The news of the world, news of the world
Read all about it, read all about it - news of the world


Bruce Foxton c.1978

lock em up, throw the key away