i just e-mailed the samaritans.

i don't watch telly either.
it's all crap imo.

erixter wrote:i don't watch telly either.
it's all crap imo.

QFT

qft

erixter wrote:qft

ffs...in other words...tv is crap

okay.

oh god help me

he doesn't give a fuck.

erixter wrote:he doesn't give a fuck.

erm... she?

ahem!

erixter wrote:ahem!

a man cant multi-task ffs....it makes sense dont you think?

there aint no such thing anyway.
it's all bollux.


and who says we can't multi-task?

erixter wrote:there aint no such thing anyway.
it's all bollux.


and who says we can't multi-task?

i do

its common knowledge that men cant multi-task and no...reading a mag in the loo AINT multitasking

erixter wrote:desperate or what?

I didnt know you could email them.

morning_glory wrote:

erixter wrote:desperate or what?

I didnt know you could email them.

you HAD to look.
you done so well skirting around it.

so much shit in here mg.

move on eh?

erixter wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

erixter wrote:desperate or what?

I didnt know you could email them.

you HAD to look.
you done so well skirting around it.

so much shit in here mg.

move on eh?

I HAD to look at what??
I didnt know they took questions online I thought it was just by phone

morning_glory wrote:

erixter wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

erixter wrote:desperate or what?

I didnt know you could email them.

you HAD to look.
you done so well skirting around it.

so much shit in here mg.

move on eh?

I HAD to look at what??
I didnt know they took questions online I thought it was just by phone

eric she aint being funny ffs...she didnt know you could email the samaritans

Mad Tony wrote:

she wrote:i am trustworthy eric, if you want your life back i will help....if you dont then...i dunno

I want my sex life back...can you help me?

Yes. Yes I can

she wrote:

erixter wrote:ahem!

a man cant multi-task ffs....it makes sense dont you think?

I can multitask... but it won't be pretty.

At least, not for you, She

(If she laughs, I'm in here)

NotBert wrote:

she wrote:

erixter wrote:ahem!

a man cant multi-task ffs....it makes sense dont you think?

I can multitask... but it won't be pretty.

At least, not for you, She

(If she laughs, I'm in here)

(trying NOT to laugh)

Job done, I'll have pics (which none of you will get to see, MY trophy) by midnight.

I'll be spent by two minutes to (anticipation, what can I say...)

And she's laughing again, only slightly guiltily now because the "dirty" bar is a little bit higher...