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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:28 pm

Bert wrote:
Mad Tony wrote:I watched England win the World Cup in 66
You cunts didn't!
Very Happy

So? I'm Portuguese and was in the Rossio on 25 April 1974 when we overthrew our dictator.

You didn't even get your dictator until 1979 and she had to be removed by her own team. How shit is that? Have a carnation...

well,
i do remember it being on telly. Embarassed
just. tongue

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Post  morning_glory Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:50 pm

come to think of it, he remembers Alan Woodward , so he has to be over 50. Suspect


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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:06 pm

I could tell you a bit about Jamaican independence as well, MG, but I've never been to Kingston.

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Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 6:59 am

Bert wrote:Chips! CHIPS!

Laughing

Sorry, I went out. drunken

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Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 10:01 am

chips wrote:

Sorry, I passed out. drunken

Takes me back to the period I call "The Roofie Years" when I used Rohypnol to get what I wanted.

Four years I was working with roofies, swaggering up to women with an almost supernatural confidence bolstered by the tiny bit of chemical ammunition that would seal the deal later. Some said it was unethical, obscene, even inhumane to get sex in that fashion. People said all those things but not one, NOT ONE in all that time told me it was supposed to be for the other person.

At least I don't have to go out any more with a label on me saying "post me here".

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Post  Guest Sat May 01, 2010 10:56 am

Bert wrote:
chips wrote:

Sorry, I passed out. drunken

Takes me back to the period I call "The Roofie Years" when I used Rohypnol to get what I wanted.

Four years I was working with roofies, swaggering up to women with an almost supernatural confidence bolstered by the tiny bit of chemical ammunition that would seal the deal later. Some said it was unethical, obscene, even inhumane to get sex in that fashion. People said all those things but not one, NOT ONE in all that time told me it was supposed to be for the other person.

At least I don't have to go out any more with a label on me saying "post me here".

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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Post  NotBert Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:38 pm

Don't think we ever got to the bottom of this... Razz
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Post  morning_glory Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:47 pm

NotBert wrote:Don't think we ever got to the bottom of this... Razz

in a private pm he told me he was 66 Cool
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Post  NotBert Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:33 am

morning_glory wrote:
NotBert wrote:Don't think we ever got to the bottom of this... Razz

in a private pm he told me he was 66 Cool

In a private PM, you showed me your lovelies, we arranged to meet and when we did, we made sweet, sweet love.

She likes the older man, we try harder and are far more needy.
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Post  morning_glory Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:29 pm

Embarassed
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Post  bitofatwat Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:36 pm

morning_glory wrote: Embarassed
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Post  morning_glory Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:39 pm

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Post  NotBert Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:36 am

By God she does a bloody good breakfast as well
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Post  bitofatwat Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:43 am

NotBert wrote:By God she does a bloody good breakfast as well

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Post  NotBert Mon May 20, 2013 1:47 am

Guest wrote:
Bert wrote:Old enough to remember the street party after the '74 cup final, not old enough to have gone to one in '65

So you're 45?

That's Tony for you - a third of a Martin Peters...
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